Here are some FUN FACTS about legendary (according to him, anyway) humor writer Chris Joseph:

-Has been a regular humor columnist for www.absolutewrite.com since 2003.

-Has regularly contributed to the gradual decay of modern society for much longer.

-Worked as a correspondent for The York Daily Record and The York Dispatch.

-Routinely attempts to correspond with Elvis Presley, but has yet to receive a response.

-Spent many years toiling as an insurance underwriter.

-Discovered that canceling people’s auto insurance policies was not the key to gaining undying popularity.

-Holds a bachelor of science degree from York College of Pennsylvania.

-Receives odd looks from passersby who must wonder why he stands around holding his degree.

-Die-hard Baltimore Orioles fan who vowed not to shower until they win another World Series.

-Has almost no contact with other humans due to chronic lack of showering.

-Considers himself to be at the cutting edge of modern technology.

-Wonders why his idea for a remote control toilet hasn’t caught on.

-Hobbies include cycling, reading, and sampling beers from around the world.

-Was once hospitalized after attempting to engage in the above hobbies simultaneously.