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IN TUNE WITH A LOON
Here are some FUN FACTS about legendary (according to him, anyway) humor writer Chris Joseph:
-Has been a regular humor columnist for www.absolutewrite.com since 2003.
-Has regularly contributed to the gradual decay of modern society for much longer.
-Worked as a correspondent for The York Daily Record and The York Dispatch.
-Routinely attempts to correspond with Elvis Presley, but has yet to receive a response.
-Spent many years toiling as an insurance underwriter.
-Discovered that canceling people’s auto insurance policies was not the key to gaining undying popularity.
-Holds a bachelor of science degree from York College of Pennsylvania.
-Receives odd looks from passersby who must wonder why he stands around holding his degree.
-Die-hard Baltimore Orioles fan who vowed not to shower until they win another World Series.
-Has almost no contact with other humans due to chronic lack of showering.
-Considers himself to be at the cutting edge of modern technology.
-Wonders why his idea for a remote control toilet hasn’t caught on.
-Hobbies include cycling, reading, and sampling beers from around the world.
-Was once hospitalized after attempting to engage in the above hobbies simultaneously.
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